The Life and Lies

    24 Jul 2014

    • baby: d-d-da dd-de da-
    • dad: daddy?
    • baby: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

    24 Jul 2014

    memeguy-com:

Every time Java updates

    memeguy-com:

    Every time Java updates

    24 Jul 2014

    isolated-roots:

    chadleymacguff:

    ykoiwai12:

    Attack on Pokemon!!!

    WHY GOD NO

    Byr

    24 Jul 2014

    • person: so where did you learn html?
    • me: not.... neopets...

    24 Jul 2014

    unfboy:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

what?

    unfboy:

    stephank:

    If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

    what?

    24 Jul 2014

    aaronkirilenko:

    *me coming down stairs*

    image

    mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-

    image

    24 Jul 2014

    alt-j:

    stop romanticizing New Balance sneakers

    24 Jul 2014

    sassiestnugget:

so thats what that means

    sassiestnugget:

    so thats what that means

    24 Jul 2014

    oscarstardis:

    donatellavevo:

    an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

    This says so much with so little. The expert editing to the character of ‘Mum’ whose sudden interruption of our protagonist’s enjoyment is both comical and concise, offering a logical narrative development quickly. ‘Mum’ need not address herself as ‘Mum’, she need merely refer to “my car” and we can work out her relation to the protagonist from the previous information we’ve been given. New depths are added by the clear immaturity of our protagonist as she sings about being in her mother’s car before issuing a child-like “Broom Broom”, telling us that she is not ready to be driving her mother’s car, so perhaps we don’t want her to win in her objectives. This also  creates a plausible explanation as to why ‘Mum’ doesn’t want her daughter in her car, turning the mother figure from a one-dimensional antagonist to a fully-formed character in her own right. And finally the small, underplayed, “aww”, which, in its lack of surprise and tone of dull acceptance, forces us to speculate that this isn’t the first time our protagonist has experienced this twisting narrative. We are always held back from our dreams. We always repeat our mistakes. But life continues nevertheless. Broom broom. Broom broom, indeed. 

    24 Jul 2014

    bombing:

    be careful with online relationships. just found out i’ve been dating a stapler for the last 7 years